GI Joe wow what's to say? Well if you liked the corny cartoon you will love the movie (I hope), because the movie is probably a little more corny than the cartoon. So basically I sat down thinking wow this is gonna either be amazing and shitty. It was AMAZING.
Since no one likes to read extensive reviews on movies they haven't seen I will just trick everyone into actually giving it a chance. You can flame me later :D.
I am just gonna hit a few key points one should know before seeing.
Jet pack flying into a spaceship thing.
Ninja fights.
Shitty dialogue.
Flashbacks of a long lost love.
A submarine dog fight.
Laser or plasma guns(not sure).
Workout/training sequence.
Threat of nanobot world holocaust.
The line "We lost a lot of Joes out there today."
Really shitty CG mixed with some of the coolest CG of a ninja dodging flying cars.
Snake Eyes is still the most legit mofo in ninja history.
So that should get your ass to the theater to see a goddamn action film that should have been made in the 80s it's so good. I must say though some times the action would be so much I would find myself asking "what the fuck just happened" out loud. This isn't a bad "what just happened" more like the feeling of seeing your best friend get abducted by aliens or your cat spontaneously combusts.
Real American Heroes!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou would have thought the Baroness/Scarlett fight would have forced some partial nudity and provocative outfits.
ReplyDeleteSadly it did not.
Hey, glad you liked my GI Joe review. Not a lot of people I've talked to seem to have shared my opinions. By the way, I loved your little write-up here. It put the first smile of the day on my face just now. The phrase "submarine dog fight" is just awesome.
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