GI Joe wow what's to say? Well if you liked the corny cartoon you will love the movie (I hope), because the movie is probably a little more corny than the cartoon. So basically I sat down thinking wow this is gonna either be amazing and shitty. It was AMAZING.
Since no one likes to read extensive reviews on movies they haven't seen I will just trick everyone into actually giving it a chance. You can flame me later :D.
I am just gonna hit a few key points one should know before seeing.
Jet pack flying into a spaceship thing.
Ninja fights.
Shitty dialogue.
Flashbacks of a long lost love.
A submarine dog fight.
Laser or plasma guns(not sure).
Workout/training sequence.
Threat of nanobot world holocaust.
The line "We lost a lot of Joes out there today."
Really shitty CG mixed with some of the coolest CG of a ninja dodging flying cars.
Snake Eyes is still the most legit mofo in ninja history.
So that should get your ass to the theater to see a goddamn action film that should have been made in the 80s it's so good. I must say though some times the action would be so much I would find myself asking "what the fuck just happened" out loud. This isn't a bad "what just happened" more like the feeling of seeing your best friend get abducted by aliens or your cat spontaneously combusts.
